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Tali's Hangover Tali laughs drunkenly, swaying in her chair like Joker's making the Normandy do barrel rolls again. Her hand is sliding across the table in a dozen different directions and sending brandy in a dozen more. The only thing still dry is herself by some strange miracle. Throw her bright pink straw into the mix, and it is definitely a sight to behold. “I'm having a drink with my boyfriend,” she slurs. “My human boyfriend. My father would have hated you.”

“Here's to him, then,” I say and raise up an imaginary glass in salute.

She raises her drink high above her head. “And to Miranda.”

Epilogue TaliMass Effect

ME3: Epilogue Tali

Two years later after Shepard had left the council due to all the political bullshit (if he accepted the offer), Shepard wakes up and looks to his right to see Tali laying there beside him her eyes closed and breathing softly, with her mask off and was cuddled up close to Shepard.
"Commander," Edi said contacting Shepard through his omni-tool, "we are approaching the Citadel."
"Thanks Edi," Shepard said as he looked at Tali's face.
"Shepard there something else," Edi said.
"What's that, Edi?" Shepard asked.
"The Quarian Admiralty board wants to talk to you and Tali about the recent news you dropped on the

ME3: Shepard/Tali Earth Goodbyes (Romanced)MASS EFFECT 3
SHEPARD/TALI GOODBYE SCENE
Contains spoliers for those who have not completed the game.

The sounds of gunfire, the smell of the air on fire, the sight of destruction in every pebble of the earth, it was a nightmare … like the one he'd been having for months since leaving Earth. It was the same dream every night--or at least, every night he could actually sleep. In his dreams Earth was a wasteland filled with the charred remains of only trees, a few benches, and the wispy shadows of people, yet every time he approached those shadows, only whispers greeted; they were the whispers of his friends, like

A Day in the LifeA Day in the Life

(A short about a normal day for Tali and Colin Shepard)

The way the ring sparkled was beyond beautiful. The fact that the love of her life gave it to her as his wish to marry her made it even more beautiful.

"Tali?" Colin walked into the room to find Tali at his desk holding the ring. "Has there been a moment that you haven't been looking at that?"

"No." from the way she answered he knew she was wearing a smirk.

"Are you giving me lip?"

"No, but I would like to." Shepard's eyebrows shot up.

"Now that's what I like to hear." Tali got up and walked slowly toward him.

"Do you?" she wrapped her arms around his neck. He s

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Tali Face (Poker Face Parody)

by ~dachamp21X, Mar 5, 2012, 9:17:54 PM
Literature / Poetry / Transgressive / Songs & Lyrics

M-m-mass Effect
M-m-mass Effect
M-m-mass Effect
M-m-mass Effect
M-m-mass Effect

I wanna roll like they do on the flotilla
Pack em' send em' out on a pilgrimage out in space
(I love it)
Hunting the geth outside the veil is really fun
And here comes commander shepard with his oversided  Gun

Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
Look what I've got, Quarians are hot
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
look what I've got, Quarians are hot

Can't see her,
Can't see her
No  you can't see it, Tali's face
(she's got a lovely body)
Can't see her
Can't see her
No you can't see it, Tali's face.
(she's got a lovely body)

t-t-t-tali's face, t-t-tali's face
(M-m-mass Effect)
t-t-t-tali's face, t-t-tali's face
(M-m-mass Effect)

I wanna roll with him aboard the normandy
A little skyillan is fun when you're with me
(I love it)
I spent time adrift out upon the open stars
And baby when I come back we gone hit up Illium.

Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
Look what I've got, Quarians are hot
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
look what I've got, Quarians are hot

Can't see her,
Can't see her
No  you can't see it, Tali's face
(she's got a lovely body)
Can't see her
Can't see her
No you can't see it, Tali's face.
(she's got a lovely body)

t-t-t-tali's face, t-t-tali's face
(Mum mum mum mah)
t-t-t-tali's face, t-t-tali's face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't lose to Jack or Miri
Cause their dreary
and there dismissing that theory
I'm not hiding I'm just trying ta keep myself from dying
Oh you want to see my face
Maybe I'll give you a taste and
I promise this, promise this
Check this mask cause I'm marvelous

Can't see her,
Can't see her
No  you can't see it, Tali's face
(she's got a lovely body)
Can't see her
Can't see her
No you can't see it, Tali's face.
(she's got a lovely body)

Can't see her,
Can't see her
No  you can't see it, Tali's face
(she's got a lovely body)
Can't see her
Can't see her
No you can't see it, Tali's face.
(she's got a lovely body)

Can't see her,
Can't see her
No  you can't see it, Tali's face
(she's got a lovely body)
Can't see her
Can't see her
No you can't see it, Tali's face.
(she's got a lovely body)

t-t-t-tali's face, t-t-tali's face
(M-m-mass Effect)
t-t-t-tali's face, t-t-tali's face
(M-m-mass Effect)

t-t-t-tali's face, t-t-tali's face
(M-m-mass Effect)
t-t-t-tali's face, t-t-tali's face
(M-m-mass Effect)

t-t-t-tali's face, t-t-tali's face
(M-m-mass Effect)
t-t-t-tali's face, t-t-tali's face
(M-m-mass Effect)

Tali Face (Poker Face Parody)by ~dachamp21X

Literature / Poetry / Transgressive / Songs & Lyrics

For the release of mass effect 3 I wrote a song about Tali to the tune of Lady Gaga's poker face. hear it performed here.

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~cryteria May 25, 2013

where can i find this song?

~AvengersApprentice Jun 30, 2012

I'm gonna... this is.... OMG XD

~AvengersApprentice Jun 30, 2012

Listening to the song..... nice voice... OH my GOD i can't stop laughing.... and now i'm singing it O_o help me

~AvengersApprentice Jun 30, 2012

Who sang this?

~kabuto310 Jun 29, 2012

I love this. It's awesome, but for some reason I had a hard time when I got to the part where I say Quarian. For some reason, it sounded like I was saying "Korean". lol.